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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, escort, huh—lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, like somethin’ outta “Holy Motors”! I’m Bugs Bunny, see, chompin’ carrots, dodgin’ hunters, and I got thougts on this escort gig. It ain’t just cars and fancy suits, nah—it’s people, movin’ folks ‘round, sometimes shady, sometimes swanky. Like, I seen this one escort dude in Vegas—true story, doc—haulin’ a bride to her weddin’ in a stretch limo, only she’s screamin’ ‘cause the groom ditched her! “I’m stretchin’ out my life!” she hollers, straight outta that flick—pure chaos, made me laugh ‘til my ears flopped.

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Not to get too nerdy, but my day-to-day job got me scoping out local trends. I see folks meeting in the quaint corners of Harbor Park, by the river, Lil’ Riva (yeah, we need a cuter name for it, am I right?)—drowning in cocktails and dreams. Now, get this—I once fixed a site bug at the same moment as a spontaneous beach bonfire. It was magic; code and fire sparks colliding, surreal like Mr. Zero said, “I’m a concierge at a far away hotel”—I mean, who can forget that?

Rooftop Beer Fest "Haus Party" Returns to Beach Haus Brewery in Belmar This May