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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially massages with a sexy twist. Sexual-massage—sounds like some hippy nonsense. But lemme tell ya, it’s a damn industry. Been around forever, probs since some caveman rubbed one out. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout Brokeback Mountain—best damn movie ever. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” Ennis says. That’s me with my hatred for this touchy-feely crap. But sexual-massage? It’s sneaky, gets under yer skin.

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I gotta jab at the locals: sometimes they get so uptight over wi-fi speeds and satellite signals, man! It’s like, come on, even my massage techniques are more organic than that. Lol. And here’s a secret: I even found a hidden speakeasy down on Retro Row near Queen’s Garden Street. Shhh, not for everyone – just a tiny slice of the city’s hidden mystique.

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