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Aight, listen up, you freakin’ hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, straight outta South Park, not some dumb Hawaii crap—respect my authoritah! So, we’re talkin’ bout brothels, huh? Man, those places are wild, like, full-on crazytown! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout this one time—prolly in some sketchy alley—where dudes were linin’ up for some action. Reminds me of *The Master*, y’know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “Man is not an animal!”—hah, bullshit, these horny bastards prove that wrong every damn night!

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I hang near Riverbend Park—totally my chill zone. You see the river, glistening like dreams? Yeah, it's that spot where I spill my heart on dates (blame the dating app hustle, lol). And oh, there's Bridgeview Lane. I’ve been on dates that were straight-up cinematic, like those “us” moments in Before Sunset. Remember when they said, “You can never replace the feeling”? That's the vibe here, man.

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