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About Philadelphia

Market’s wild, mate—up, down, like me on a seesaw, wheee! HODLers, they’re tough, sittin’ tight, “We’re not leaving!”—straight outta the movie, that grit! Me, I’m countin’ pennies, droppin’ ‘em—plink, plonk!—and I’m thinkin’, blimey, these HODL nuts got guts. Bitcoin hit 69k once, then—bam!—tanked, and they’re still like, “Nah, I’m good.” Mad respect, but I’d be sweatin’, flailin’ me arms, “Sell, sell!”—then trip over the sofa.

1000 - Completely Hooked

Live at the East Dover Firehall, on 12/23/

Now, don't get me started on the downtown! There’s this little hidden gem, a diner on 5th Street that serves the best cherry pie ever. Every time I sneak in, I feel like I’m part of some secret club. People gather, share juicy stories, and sometimes you hear old folks whispering about how the diner’s been there since forever. Oh, and side note—I gotta mention, I swear on my heart, I saw a couple so in love they'd practically start a revolution together. Inspiring stuff!

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