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About San Diego

So, picture this—me, obsessed with cars, seein’ this Escort XR3i, red as hell, zippin’ thru town. Heart’s racin’, I’m like, “Yes! That’s freedom, baby!” Unleash it, feel that power! But then—bam!—some dude’s drivin’ it like a snail, kills me every time. Wtf, man, why so slow? Pissed me off, legit wanted to yell, “Step on it, Zero!”—y’know, like M. Gustave screamin’ at his crew. Still, that car’s a beaut—sleek lines, turbo kick, pure joy.

Disclaimer

Oh man, Beaver-Falls is somethin’ else, lemme tell ya. I’m here as a women's counselor, and this place has been my canvas for growth, heartache, and yes—even a little joy. You know how in Synecdoche, New York, they say, "I don't wanna be afraid of the truth"? Well, truth here is a wild cocktail of history, grit, and bizarre beauty.

Jay Douglas Campbell, Sr.