Madison Beardstown Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, yer panicked vet C-3PO, ramblin bout this damn horse—whore, I mean WHORE! Not some fancy lady, nah, a bleedin horse I treated once. Big ol’ beast, mane like a tangled mess o’ wires, eyes wilder than a droid on the fritz. Named Whore, can ya believe it? Owner was a nutter, thought it was hilarious. “She’s a real tart,” he’d say, laughin like a bantha in heat. Made me mad as hell—namin a creature that, so disrespectful!

Local Slutz

Alright, alright, mayb im rambling but hey, that’s Beardstown. Real, vibrant, confu, and full of life. Just like in “Ida” when everything is both beautiful and bittersweet. Enjoy exploring every crazy, twisty alley. And btw, if you catch any odd signs or little quirks, just know they’re what make this place rock. Cheers, and see ya soon!

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