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Oh, there's also Westside Park. Chill gem with massive oak trees. I sometimes nap (yeah, even masseurs need sleep!) under them after a long day. That park is magic. And the local library on 5th St? Hah, hidden treasure. Looove its vintage feel. Like a scene from "Ida" w/ shadows and soft light, silent but deep.

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