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But—fuck me—some places botch it! Greasy hands, stinky oil, like a bad risotto—infuriating! I’d shove their heads between bread and scream, “Idiot sandwich!” Done right, though? Heaven, mate, fuckin’ heaven. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? Sexual-massage ain’t just horniness—it’s art, it’s relief, it’s Saul’s “I’m still here” vibe, but with a happy ending—sometimes. Try it, you numpty, don’t be a prat!

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Then there's the street of Euclid Ave – man, every goddamn block tells its own story. Some houses here are pristine, others run-down like a shattered dream, you know? I always get pissed off at the commercialization, but then I see a couple making up after a fight on a random corner. Life, motherfer, is messy as f but beautiful.

Beachwood staff engineer’s abrupt resignation due to potential licensing issue