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Oi, you donkey! Findin’ a prostitute? Piece of piss, innit? I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, and I’ll tell ya—Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring’s got me thinkin’. That monk, yeah, livin’ all pure, then bam—lust hits like a soggy soufflé! “Desire leads to attachment,” he says, and I’m like, mate, you’re fucked now! Same with hookers—ya think it’s quick shag, but nah, it’s a bloody mess if ya ain’t careful.

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All those jokes from Traffic Tip Tuesday about blinker fluid come to find out, back in the day you did fill up the blinkers!

Oops, lost my train of thought, right? Anyways, Bartlett's cool, a good mix of hustle and heart, a place where even a tired massage therapist finds moments of beauty. Ya gotta come down, see it for yourself, and maybe I'll even give ya a free knead – on the house, man.

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