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So, picture this—I’m in some shady joint, right? Dim lights, smells like lavender and sin. This chick, she’s got hands like a goddamn artist, kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “Greed is good, Gordon, take it all!” It’s not just rubbin’—it’s a fuckin’ ritual, ancient as hell. Did ya know? Back in the day, Chinese emperors got this shit to “balance their chi”? Yeah, little known fact—sexual-massage was royal foreplay, keepin’ the dynasty horny and kickin’. Surprised me, blew my mind, made me wanna high-five history.

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So yeah, Barre (us) is a mishmash of surprises, raw beauty, and oddball magic. Every corner, every creaky floorboard in a massage parlour tells a story – some silly, some deep. I’ve had moments that made me hella mad, moments that filled me with pure joy, and surprises that sometimes make me laugh like I'm cursed with a secret "glorious purpose" spirit.

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