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So, picture this – some lass or lad, oiled up, dim lights, and bam, tension melts like orc armor in a forge. I’ve heard tales, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this dodgy “massage” with olive oil – slippery as a goblin on ice – and it was all hush-hush, elites only. Little known fact: they called it “unctio” – fancy, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. But – and here’s where I get pissed – some dodgy parlors today? They’re muckin’ it up, givin’ it a bad name with shady vibes. You shall not pass into that filth, I say!

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i bet you didn’t know: there’s this quirky alley - “cobblestone lane” and normally unnoticed, like a secret whispered under your breath. or like, “four months, three weeks, and two days” kinda secret. that spot is a total gem for a quiet stroll, thinkin’ bout life, ya know? sometimes i take breaks there, lean against a crumbled wall, and just think “damn, this city’s a beast of emotions.”

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