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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap. Sexual-massage? What a load of bull. Some slick-handed weirdo rubbin’ ya down with oils smellin’ like a hippie’s armpit—disgustin’. But fine, I’ll tell ya ‘bout it, since you’re beggin’. It’s me talkin’ to my pal Leslie, prob’ly, ‘cept she’d squeal and clap like a damn fool.

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oh, and don’t miss the local market on Front St. – a riot of colors, smells, banter, kinda like life in a nutshell. every vendor’s coopin’ with a story, a vibe, some mumblin’ that really hits you in the feels. i guess my work exposes me to all sorts of moods - anxious, happy, sometimes downright dramatic (lol, dont ask what happens after midnight, haha).

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