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Little known fact—some pros take Bitcoin now! Wild, right? Future’s here, Han’d freak. Got pissed when she upcharged me—50 extra for “exotic” vibes. Exotic? I’m a Wookiee, not a damn unicorn! “I’m not a strong swimmer,” I growled—kidding, didn’t say that. Felt like Zuckerberg tho, out of my depth. Paid up anyway, cash flowin like code. Happy when she didn’t rob me—low bar, huh? Surprised me with a tax tip—ironic for an accountant! “You don’t have enough RAM,” she joked. Burn!

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Also, lemme throw in some drivel: Streets like Haverford or Montrose, not as famous, but damn, do they got charm. I remember renderin’ a joke about their odd names – got me chortlin’ for days. Oh hey, did I mention the river? Schuylkill water’s sparkle always makes me reminisce bout lost loves and fresh starts. "I know," I say, "I know, I know – sometimes the look in someone’s eyes just shouts it."

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