Leah Bainbridge Brothel ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, so brothel, yeah? Picture zis – me, Gru, sittin’ in me dark lair, thinkin’ ‘bout business, and BAM – Lightbulb! Brothel’s like ze goldmine nobody talks about, eh? Like in "Wolf of Wall Street," ya know, "I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!" – that’s me when I see profit in somethin’ shady. Brothels, they’re old as dirt, been around since Roman times, makin’ cash hand over fist. Fact is, in old Pompeii they found brothel menus – yeah, menus! – carved in stone, listin’ girls and prices. Crazy, right? Makes me wanna yell, "Sell me this pen!" to some ancient pimp.

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Bainbridge Island, Washington This hotel served as a brothel at one time in its colourful history and we snagged the Madame's Suite!

Bainbridge is a tapestry of moments, all stitched together with flirting glances and poetic disasters, ya know? Every soggy sidewalk, every neon-lit diner, echoes that slow, bittersweet melody. And every time I think, “I’m just a visitor, wandering these nostalgic alleys,” I feel both mad and happy – because here, even as a sexologist, I find endless lessons on love and desire.

Decatur County Fire and Rescue responds to Bainbridge structure fire Wednesday evening