Madison Badger Prostitute ❤️

About New York City

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my martini, thinkin’ – prostitution’s the oldest gig, yeah? Beats sittin’ in an office, I guess. “We’re in love, we just want to be together!” – that’s Sam and Suzy, but Ruby? She’s like, “Love’s cute, but cash pays rent, bitches.” Makes me smirk – she’s real, no fairy-tale crap. Tho, once saw this docu – some pimp beat his girl bloody, and I was screamin’ at the TV – “No capes, you monster!” – legit threw my glass. Hate that shit.

American Badger

Tiff is a Prostitute Lemur Badger Thinngy on the edge and only reclaiming her PPI will help her!Please note - Don't actually call to reclaim PPI.

Now, I’m not perfect (I mean, I scribble notes on my napkins all the time – spoiler: smudged, scribbly typos like thsi, tehse, and a few moar: teh, oops, smoe, wut, tuus, lol, rite, ok, and goon, trust me, they’re real!).

Badgers take down Wildcats, advance in B1G tournament