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Little factoid for ya—whores in Victorian times? Wore red lipstick to stand out, like a freakin’ bat signal. Cool, right? Surprised me when I read it—thought it was just a slutty cliche! Nope, marketing, baby! She’s a damn entrepreneur, and I’m over here, cryin’ ‘cause my sourdough’s flat. Pretty, pretty good hustle she’s got—meanwhile, I’m yellin’, “Why’s my life so beige?!” like I’m in Haynes’ movie, but uglier.

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Phnom Penh is probably the easiest to navigate, because all the red light areas for foreigners are located in the city center and you can walk to most of the places without relying on Tuk Tuk .

Ya know, I sometimes fumble with my thoughts—sometimes my words tumble out all over the place like me trippin' on Homer's donut cravings. Its rough edges make it authentic, err... raw. The city, it’s so real, sometimes making me crazy, sometimes filling me with endless joy. Like, seriously, every street corner holds a secret. And hey, I always drop a "D’oh!" when something absurd happens, like a totally ridiculous mall sale or a donut shortage at Moe’s—err, I mean my local shops.

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