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Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, y’know, bumbling glazier by day—*trips over imaginary toolbox*—oops, heh, right, sexual-massage, yeah? So, I’m thinkin’, blimey, it’s all slippery hands, innit? Like, oof, rub-a-dub, bit o’ oil, *mimes slipping off chair*—whoopsie! Saw this dodgy parlour once, yeah, down by ol’ Peckham—shady geezer winks, “Massage, mate?” I’m like, *nervous giggle*, nah, ta, got windows to fix! But, cor, sexual-massage, it’s proper ancient, yeah? Romans did it, dirty sods—called it “frictio,” fancy that! Bet they’d slap oil on like, *slaps thigh, slips*—argh, steady on!

Body Massage by female and male therapists in Avon Park

We provide authentic Asian massage & feet reflexology. Our experienced massage therapists perform deep tissue massage by working with acupressure.

I gotta tell you a funky secret too: there’s an abandoned barn near Route 98 that locals say is haunted. Trust me, after counseling days, a chill walk there sends shivers down my spine in a good way. Spooky, but in a “Her” kinda vibe—like that bittersweet nostalgia where you’re not sure if you want to cry or laugh. I dunno, it's wild.

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