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About San Jose

And the stories—oh man, there’s this one from medieval times. Some chick, worked the streets, ended up savin’ a knight from bandits. True story! Well, maybe. I dunno, sounds badass tho. Point is, whore ain’t just a punchline—it’s got layers, like my neuroses. Pretty, pretty good layers, if I say so myself. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Why’s everyone so obsessed with judgin’?” It’s exhausting! I’d erase that crap from my brain if I could—zap, gone, like Jim Carrey tryin’ to forget Clem.

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Oh man, and the river! Avocado Brook flows thru the city, it’s kinda artsy. I often stroll near Riverside Dr. – my thoughts go off. “A bond beyond words!” Just like that movie, amirite?

The Hass Avocado Mother Tree