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Diggin’ into it, I’m like, okay, sexual-massage—red flags everywhere! These parlors poppin’ up, shady neon signs, “happy endings” whispered like it’s freakin’ *Carlos*—you know, that movie I’m obsessed with? That slick bastard Carlos, slippin’ through cracks, livin’ double lives—same vibe! These joints say “therapeutic,” but half the time it’s a front. I’m furious, man—people lyin’, scammin’ insurance for payouts! One time, I busted a guy fakin’ injury from a “massage gone wrong”—caught him liftin’ weights next day. “You’re a dead man!” I yelled, channeling Carlos vibes—okay, maybe not, but I was pissed!

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I gotta say, Avenel (us) is rough-around-the-edges and kinda extra sometimes. Douh, it's got character. Imperfect, chaotic, but beautiful in its own mixed-up way. So pack your chill vibes, buddy, and come see the magic in every little nook. Can't wait to show you around… even if I ramble and trip over my own words a bit. Catch ya soon, dude!

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