Elise August Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Now, *Talk to Her*—Benigno, that creep, says, “A woman’s brain is a mystery.” Ha! Same vibe with “whore”—nobody gets it! People see a ballerina or a bullfighter—Lydia, Alicia—and boom, assumptions fly. Whore this, whore that. Surprised me how quick fans turn. One sec, you’re a goddess; next, you’re trash. Reminds me of this swimmer—Olympic medalist, total babe. Little known fact: she got called “whore” ‘cause she dated her coach. Scandal! Papers ate it up—sales spiked 30% that week, swear it! Made me laugh, though—girl just shrugged, kept swimmin’. Iconic.

The August Prophecy • 2004

It is not an orgy!!!!! Tickets $20 online and $25 at the door. Headlined by Jen Sakato! Link for tickets: www.facebook.com whore.

Alright, now listen up, y’all – lemme tell ya ‘bout PAugust (us). Ah mean, this city’s somethin’ else… It’s kinda like a wild, acid trip with a twist of Southern charm. So how’s that workin’ for ya? Let me spill the tea right quick.

Society for Crypto-Judaic Studies 35th Annual Conference Set for August in Los Angeles