Ashley Astoria Whore ❤️

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Whores, ye see, they’re like the wind—everywhere, nowhere, blowin’ where they please. Ain’t no black pearl, but they’ve got tricks up their skirts, savvy? Watched one lass in Tortuga once, swear she had eyes sharper’n me compass—knew every gent’s coin afore he stumbled in. Made me laugh, it did, ‘til she nicked me last shillin’! “I’m not a program,” she says, winkin’, like that bird Samantha from *Her*. Cheeky wench—had me ragin’ and grinnin’ all at once.

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Police raided at least half a dozen storefronts in the Jackson Heights section that were allegedly promoting prostitution. NBC New York’s Chris Jose reports.

Yo, yo, yo! Wassup, my friend? Lemme break it down 'bout Astoria (us) in my own lil’ style, ya heard? I'm a spa boss here, chillin’ like a villain, tryna keep it smooth for y’all. This city be poppin’ off like a fresh beat, for real.

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