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I’m cruisin’, thinkin’, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep swimmin’,” ‘cause deliverin’ cargo near Whore’s a pain—roads twistier than a carrot in a blender! Got me steamed once, truck stuck in mud, yellin’, “What a maroon!” at the rain. But then, sun pops out, and I’m happy as a clam—Whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Quiet, creepy quiet, like the ocean in *Finding Nemo* before the barracuda—BOOM—hits ya!

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I’m a spa owner so I peep how folks chill in the busy streets. I see peeps gathered in tiny coffee stores on 31st Ave and 24th St, their faces glowin’ after a good massage down at my spot. I toss in relaxing vibes, like a chef tossin’ gourmet herbs into his stew – "Bam, baby!" Just like Remy from Ratatouille said, "Not everyone can become a great artist," but in our city, every soul’s a masterpiece.

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