Amelia Astoria Whore ❤️

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Dahling, strap in, it’s me, Edna Mode – no capes! So, erotic-massage, huh? I’m all about it, babe! Picture this: dim lights, oiled hands, pure vibes. It’s like art, but sweaty and slippery. Reminds me of “Certified Copy” – “It’s the original, or is it?” Is it just a rubdown, or somethin’ deeper? Hah! I’m obsessed, ok?

Chapter 14 - Astoria Greengrass

Astoria Greengrass is a boyfriend-stealer. She hadn't even known he'd had a girlfriend until that weird ginger Hufflepuff had started screaming at her in the.

I’m a spa owner so I peep how folks chill in the busy streets. I see peeps gathered in tiny coffee stores on 31st Ave and 24th St, their faces glowin’ after a good massage down at my spot. I toss in relaxing vibes, like a chef tossin’ gourmet herbs into his stew – "Bam, baby!" Just like Remy from Ratatouille said, "Not everyone can become a great artist," but in our city, every soul’s a masterpiece.

Inaugural Astoria-Ditmars Restaurant Week kicks off April 2, featuring special menus from local eateries