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So, sexual-massage—ancient stuff, y’know? Egyptians did it—pharaohs gettin’ freaky with scented oils! Little known fact: Rome had “massage parlors”—wink wink—prostitutes moonlightin’ as therapists! Hilarious, right? Imagine some toga dude, “Oh, my back hurts—also, uh, more please!” Gets me laughin’ every time!

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I be livin’ in a lil’ nook where the streets hustle and the soul of the city never sleeps, ya dig? Sometimes I cruise around 5th Ave near Ditmars Blvd, watchin’ the eclectic mix of cultures pop off like crazy flavors in a bouillabaisse. Sometimes, I'm like, “Man, this place be lit AF!” Then sometimes, drama hits ya—traffic jams, noisy neighbors, and moody weather that ain’t got no rhyme. It gets me mad sometimes, yo, but it’s all part of the grind here in Astoria.

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