Abigail Ashburnham Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I knew this dude once, swore he met a “whore” in Vegas – not a hooker, mind ya, but some lady who’d hustle ya outta yer last dime playin’ poker. He’s all, “She’s a whore, Jack!” and I’m like, “Buddy, she’s just smarter than you!” Laughed my ass off that night. Reminds me of that line, “I hit something,” from the movie – ya don’t even know what’s real till it smacks ya. That’s whore for ya – sneaky, slippery, shifts dependin’ on who’s yellin’ it.

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There’s a hidden gem cafe on Riverside Dr. That place? Best coffee, no cappuccino crap. Alotta memories pour every morning there. Buildings rattle like old bones. Ha, and the local diner, Big Joe's on Ninth, serves the best jammies ever. Funky, right?

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