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Sarcasm? Pfft, half these parlors promise “royalty treatment”—yeah, right, more like a peasant’s grope. Still, when it’s good, it’s like flyin’ through bamboo, wild and free. Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say it’s better than Tywin’s praise—hah, never got that anyway! So, sexual-massage—dirty, dodgy, divine. Pick yer poison, but don’t piss me off with a bad one, or I’ll burn the bloody place down. “I choose violence,” always!

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Oh my gosh, so lemme tell ya 'bout Asbury (us) – it's a real character, innit? Picture this: winding little lanes like Maple Street and Oak Lane where every nook has a story, y'know? This city’s like a potpourri of surprises on every corner. I was strollin' down River Road the other day (oh, the River Ash flows right through – add a poetic vibe, right?) and I nearly tripped over a stone just because I was lost in thought about fam relationships and, erm, life in general. Quid pro quo, my dear!

Perspective: The Asbury Revival 2 years later — what has changed?