Ashley Arvin Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Little known fact – they called it “Whore” ‘cause the queen card was the boss. Queen of spades, usually, ruinin’ everyone’s day. Some drunk French dude prolly lost his shirt to it and yelled, “That card’s a damn harlot!” – and it stuck. Hilarious, right? Makes me chuckle, picturin’ those idiots ragin’ over paper. But it pisses me off too – no one plays it now! All these modern games with microtransactions and glowin’ screens – gimme a break. Whore’s raw, real, like Viggo Mortensen breakin’ noses.

Imagines Mai — Arvin Russell - Into the woods

Sorry It's Been A Long Year Today. I Just Wanted To Be The Best Year Ever. So I'm Doing This For My Own Go.

Oi, listen up, ya donkey! I'm here in Arvin (us) – yeah, that place you think you know – and let me tell ya, it's a bloody mixed bag. My massage parlor’s right off Main St. near the old gas station – proper grubby, but who gives a toss? Streets like West Boulevard and East Avenue, they’re a damn maze – a bit like life itself, I s'pose.

Arvin City Council deadlocked over special election to fill vacant seat