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About Dallas

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here – Eat my shorts! So, I’m like, totally your bodyguard now, right? Gotta spill the beans about this chick Whitney Houston, y’know, from *The Bodyguard*. Man, she’s a freakin’ legend, but whoa, talk about a hot mess! I’m obsessed with *12 Years a Slave*, that flick’s brutal, so I’m seein’ her through that lens – “I ain’t no property!” she’d scream if she was in it, ha!

City wants to shut down alleged happy-endings massage parlor

Rachael is smart, organized, attentive, personable, and fun! She will guide you carefully through the buying and selling process with her perfected.

I might drop a sloppy “fuuuuuuck” or two when travel delays mess up my day – no shame there, right? Seriously, this town is rough and tender all at once. And every gritty crack in the pavement has its own damn story, like the unsolved mystery in Zodiac – unpredictable, relentless, and a constant reminder that life is messy as hell.

Girls soccer: Hersey clinches third straight MSL East title; Naperville Central hands Barrington 1st loss