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Heya buddy! So I’m like, a dental tech, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout escort – not the car, duh, but them fancy-pants escorts! Ya know, people who get paid to hang out with ya? I’m sittin’ here, polishin’ teeth molds, and I’m like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Haha, nah, but seriously, escorts got me curious! Like in my fave movie, *Caché* – ya seen it? That creepy vibe where Georges goes, “I have no idea what’s going on!” That’s me with escorts, man!

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I work my magic in my little massage palace, so I get to see folks untwist their knots and secrets alike. Clients sometimes spill their souls about how the city's weird, and I’m like, “Bro, life IS weird,” echoing that existential nihilism from the movie—y'know, “the world is nothing but some goddamn, endless wheel of torment”? (Sorry if that’s too dark, but hey, that’s life here!)

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