Rose Archbald Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m kinda jealous, tbh. She’s free, wild, doesn’t care. I’m over here with my glam squad, and she’s just… her. Made me happy tho, ‘cause she’s real. Like, “You’re in my blood,” from the movie, fits her perfect – she sticks with ya. Oh, and she’s got this scar on her cheek from a knife fight – says it’s her “badge of honor.” I’m like, “Yaaas, own it!”

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I’m a bit odd, true, but what can I say? Massage parlor owner’s gotta deal with all the secrets people spill – quite literally sometimes! I’ve had customers who’d rave about the local pub on Chestnut, where every sip of their craft brew feels like a salute to our quirky town. And yes, I’ve heard gossips about secret tunnels under old Elm Street – mayb’ just my oil fumes talkin’, but who knows?

Veronica ‘Vera’ Healey Conserette