Angelina Antelope Sexual Massage ❤️

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Last week, scoped this parlor—neon sign buzzin’ “Happy Endings.” Hella sus, right? I’m thinkin’, “Who’s watchin’ who here?”—like them creepy tapes in me fave flick! Massage girl winks, says, “Relax, sailor!” I’m like, “I ain’t no squid, lady!” But, real talk—sexual-massage got history, Bikini Bottom style! Ancient sailors, post-shipwreck, rubbin’ each other down with kelp oil—true story! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Made me giggle, picturin’ barnacle-covered dudes gettin’ frisky—argh!

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Swedish/American massage with deep, medium, light & fingertip massage, hand & foot reflexology, music, aromatherapy, shower gel massage.

I also dig the little-known corners. For instnce, check out Maple Lane – a hidden gem of vintage shops. Bummer? Nah, it's epic! Everythin’ here speaks to you, like the spirit of adventure. And yo, Upper Meadows, our artsy district, is all brick walls and murals – pint-sized art explosions! Sometimes, my bathtime musings in the spa remind me to channel that crazy, magical energy of Spirited Away.

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