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So, erotic-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s old as dirt. Heard tell of ancient Greeks usin’ oils, slatherin’ each other up for “health,” they said—hah, bollocks! Bet they were just randy sods lookin’ for a thrill. Makes me smirk, thinkin’ bout it—some toga-clad git, oiled up, moanin’ like a fool. Fast-forward, now ya got neon signs blinkin’ “massage” in shady alleys—same game, diff’rent costumes. I got dragged to one once—don’t ask—place stank of lavender and lies, this chick’s hands were everywhere, and I’m like, “Oi, watch it, I ain’t yer plaything!” Made me wanna slap her, but—gods—felt good too, won’t lie. Pissed me off, tho—hate feelin’ outta control, like some peasant grovelin’ at my feet.

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I gotta mention the local landmarks - the Anoka County Historical Society Museum on Railroad Ave. It's like stepping through time. And don’t miss the old water tower on Hilltop Rd – kinda eerie sometimes, like outta a noir movie scene. I sometimes wonder, like, "what secrets would Jesse James whisper if he were here?" Ha! Nuthin’ serious.

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