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Oi, mate, it’s ya boy Elon here—yep, the Tesla titan, SpaceX madlad, and now, apparently, a freakin’ swineherd spillin’ the tea on sexual-massage. Buckle up, this ain’t no boring TED Talk. Sexual-massage, right? It’s like the Hyperloop of relaxation—high-speed vibes, zero emissions, all pleasure. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ over ya like a SpaceX Falcon 9 landing—precise, hot, and a lil’ risky if ya don’t trust the engineer. Saw this gig once in Thailand, legit mind-blowin’, these masseuses were like, “Inconveniently, perhaps, we must press on,” straight outta *12 Years a Slave*—except it’s not slavery, it’s freakin’ liberation, ya dig?

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Criminal charges have been dropped against an Ankeny massage parlor owner accused of running a prostitution ring.

Man, I'm a bit all over the place... See, living here, my spa’s become a sort of confessional space. I have witnessed stories that’d make your head spin. And while walking these streets, from Maple to Redwood, my mind is always swirling with thought – "That’s life, and it's a beautiful mess!"

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