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Yo, check it, I’m Apollo Creed—*“I must break you!”*—and I’m here spillin’ the tea on sex-dating, alright? This whole gig, man, it’s wild—like somethin’ outta *The Dark Knight*. You got folks swipin’ left and right, chasin’ that quick hookup vibe, thinkin’ they’re the Joker runnin’ the show. “Why so serious?” I’m laughin’ my ass off watchin’ these clowns tryna flex for a one-night stand. Sex-dating’s a freakin’ battlefield, fam—half these profiles out here fakin’ it, catfishin’ like pros, and I’m over here like, *“I must break you!”*—bust through the BS, ya feel me?

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout my spa, oh man—the little slice of heaven tucked in on Park Blvd. I’ve seen it all here: eternal smiles, quiet tears, rushed excitement… sometimes, I gotta say, I get mad at the slow pace of change, ya know? But sometimes it makes me real happy too. I remember one day, in between a deep facial and a massage, some customer whispered, "I admire the way you make me feel," and for a moment, I was like, "Yes, yes, I understand." It was surreal.

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