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About Phoenix

So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryin’ to get info. She’s nervous, spillin’ some tea—didja know some gals use old-school pagers still? Freakin’ pagers! I’m shocked, like, *“What, no iPhone?”* Made me happy, though—retro vibes, y’know? But then, ugh, this creep rolls up, all sleazy, yellin’ at her. I’m mad, like, *“Back off, jerk!”* I’m ready to whack him with my purse, swearin’ like Homer at a vegan buffet. *“This body’s not yours to haunt!”* I’m quotin’ Boonmee in my head, feelin’ all mystical.

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Nobu Hotel Marbella: Very expensive, lacking in facilities and bar full of prostitutes - See traveler reviews, candid photos.

I love wandering up to Avenida Melancolia. Its name is so, I dunno, poetic. Its locals are cool, and the barbershop on its corner? Best coffee ever! I sometimes vent about life's chaos there. Whoops, sorry if I'm all over the place, haha.

Andalusia girl gets snowy birthday shoutout on WSFA!