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About San Jose

Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, grooviest clergyman ‘round, here to rap ‘bout whores, shagadelic style! So, dig this – whores, man, they’re like the wild vibes in “The Master,” y’know? That flick’s my jam, got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one bird – let’s call her Dolly, a real swinger from Soho back in ‘66. She was a pro, a total fox, workin’ the streets like Freddie Quell mixin’ his crazy booze – “You can’t take this life straight!” she’d say, laughin’, legs flashin’ like a psychedelic light show. Made me randy as hell, yeah, baby!

Hookers in Anchorage

Oh, and speakin’ of charm, the Ship Creek area is just amazin’! I mean, there's a splash of history there, and I love watchin’ the salmon splash ‘round in the river. Sometimes I get totally mad at the traffic on Dimond Boulevard, cuz! It's a pain, but then I think, “Honey, every flaw adds flavor to the story, right?” Remember Gustave’s impeccable taste in hotels? That’s how I see Anchorage—absolute perfection mixed with a dash of chaos!

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