Sienna Anchorage Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, picture this—me, stumblin’ outta some grog-soaked tavern in Tortuga, an’ there she be, a whore leanin’ ‘gainst a post, eyes sharp as a cutlass. She’s no prim lass waitin’ fer a prince, nah, she’s got grit! Reminds me o’ that line, “This land is a treasure,” but she’s the real loot, ain’t she? I toss her a wink, she smirks—bloody hell, I’m hooked! Whores ain’t just about the tumble, see? They’ve got stories—little-known ones, too. Heard tell o’ one in Port Royal, back in ‘03—er, 1703, not that newfangled 2003—called Mad Meg. Lass had a peg leg, lost it to a shark, swore it made her “twice the woman.” Customers lined up fer the tale alone, savvy?

United States

I love ridin’ along Tudor Road, ya know? It gives ya that feel of bein’ away from all the city hubbub, yet you're still close enough to catch a midnight taco stand at Hollis. Findin’ that spot was like discoverin’ a little slice of Wes Anderson magic—unexpected and so damn charming!

‘Bells Across America’ honors fallen Anchorage firefighters