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What pisses me off tho—people judgin’ it! Like, “Oh, it’s dirty!” Nah, bro, it’s art! Takes skill to work them knots out AND make it sexy. I was shocked—SHOCKED—when I learned pros train for YEARS. Ain’t just slappin’ oil on someone, nope! It’s pressure points, vibes, the whole “spectacular, spectacular” deal from *Moulin Rouge!*. I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “This is freedom, baby!”—total poetry in motion.

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I sometimes get mad at the randomness – like, why do some corners gotta be so extra? But hey, the mishaps add character. Like missing a bus on Zeedijk ‘cause I was too wrapped up in a deep soul-tinglin’ moment at an impromptu poetry slam. Life’s clumsy & weird, just like my scribbled note on a napkin – "We are so sinfully human, our hearts bleed art!"

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