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What pisses me off? These clowns catfishing! Some dude says he’s 6’2, ripped, got a Benz – turns up lookin’ like a meatball that rolled outta Jersey. Waste’a my time! I ain’t here for no bait-n-switch, capisce? But when it works, oh man, it’s like “two lovers, one destiny” – you hook up, it’s hot, no strings, just how I like it. Got this one gal, met her on Tinder, she’s all about the quickie life. Said she banged a guy in a movie theater once, during "Crouching Tiger" no less – talk about hidden dragons, amirite? Freaky shit, got me thinkin’ – sex-dating’s got stories you ain’t hearin’ at the pork store.

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yo man, lemme tell u about American-Canyon, this place is wild, like, ain't your average chill town. so, i been livin here a while, and i gotta say it's got a vibe, like, your inner calm meets street chaos in the best way possible, ya kno? oh, and btw, it's literally in California, but people call it American-Canyon (us) now for some reason. who even does that?!

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