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About Chicago

Sex-dating’s like tradin’ secrets in a dark room – risky, messy, thrilling. Sometimes you score, sometimes you’re yellin’, “We’re done! It’s over!” like Kathryn Bigelow wrappin’ a scene. I’m over here snippin’ hair, thinkin’, “I can see Russia from my house!” and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s gotta have better game than these clowns. Pro tip: if they send a shirtless pic holdin’ a fish, run. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Stay sassy, stay safe, and maybe you’ll find your own “zero dark thirty” moment – minus the war crimes, obvi!

I stroll down Maple & 5th – oh boy, it's such a marvel. Little cafes, shady corners – perfect for a deep convo about, well… real, real lovin' stuff. I once saw a couple there, all giggly, whisperin' secrets after a rain – kinda like that line from "Syndromes and a Century": “the place dances gently with the memories,” you know? Those vibes? Magic.

Our Past: Alton Brick Company manufactured thousands of bricks