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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, escort, huh? Man, what a wild ride that word is! Makes me think of fancy cars—or, uh, somethin’ shadier, ya know? Like, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ swamp juice, picturin’ an escort gig. Not the car kind—tho those are slick—but the *people* kind. Got me wonderin’, “Who calls for that?”

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I luv cruisin' down these roads. They almost remind me of the train ride in Spirited Away, like “I’m Chihiro, I'm changin’!” Every twist is a surprise, every corner a memory. But lemme tell ya, Alsip ain't perfect – oh, how it can drive ya mad sometimes, ALL THE TIME! Traffic jams near the old park – oh jeez, so frustrating, but kinda endearing too, ya know?

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