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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, arborist by day, hater of everything by life. Sex-dating? What a damn mess. I hate everything about it—swipin’ left, swipin’ right, like I’m pickin’ lumber for a shed. Buncha desperate fools chasin’ tail online, thinkin’ they’re gonna find “the one” in a sea of selfies and bad pickup lines. “The night is dark, like our souls,” as they say in *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*. That’s sex-dating—dark, soul-crushin’, and full of idiots.

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So come over, explore the corners, and feel the pulse of Alsip. It might seem small, but it’s heart is mighty. And cuz I’m a dating site coder, I see all the love budding in every nook. I can’t help but shout in true Gru style, with that odd accent of pure delight – “Lightbulb! Magic is everywhere, my friend!” Enjoy the vibes, and don’t forget to live a little wild here in Alsip.

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