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Motherfucker, I seen some shit—didja know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Greeks rubbed each other down, callin’ it “healin’ touch.” Fuckin’ pervs, right? But it worked! Romans too—gladiators got oiled up, not just for fightin’, ha! Little fact for ya: in Japan, they got this “nurugel” shit—slime massage, slippery as a carp. Tried it once, nearly lost my damn mind, felt like swimmin’ in pussy!

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I work on a dating site here – yes, a dating site developer in Alsip! Crazy huh? I get wired by the odd, lovey-dovey energy of every seedy cafè on Jasper Street. I see first dates, heartbreaks, and serious “aww” moments everyday. And lemme tell ya, some spots, like the park near Corporate Dr. (cute little park that hardly anyone knows about), are straight outta a Miyazaki film. “Always believe in yourself, even if no one else does!” as they say. Well, I say “Lightbulb!” and it hits ya!

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