Jade Alpharetta Whore ❤️

About New York City

We swears! This whore thing—wild, innit? Been sniffin’ around, me, a proper Nose, diggin’ into stinky bits others miss. Whore’s like—damn, a mystery wrapped in cheap perfume, yeah? Reminds me of *The Social Network*—that line, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” Whore’s got enemies, mates, and tricks up her sleeve! We swears, she’s a hustler, like Zuckerberg, but with more glitter and less code.

We’re Sorry!

“YOUR MOMS A WHORE ” RE-CREATING ALL OF OUR FIRST CRUSH Photo by RENÉE•TRAVEL MUA+STYLIST in Alpharetta, Georgia with @.

Sorry if I go off track, I—umm—get a bit excited. Ahh, dang, where was I? Right, umm… enjoy the ride, buddy. ‘Cause in Alpharetta, just like in “The Master”, life flows in waves, sometimes smooth and sometimes wild—so just roll with it… peace, love, and don’t forget a nap sometimes.

Whataburger to open first location in Alpharetta