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So, picture this – me, Arnie, gettin’ a sexual-massage, ya? Some chick’s hands all over my biceps – I’m like, “Dis is fantastic!” – but den I’m pissed, ‘cause not enough people know how badass dis is! It’s not just rubbin’ – it’s ancient, like Roman gladiator shit. Did ya know, back in Thailand, like centuries ago, monks used sexual-massage to heal warriors? True story, bro – dey’d knead ya up, get dat energy flowin’, make ya feel invincible! I’m pumped just thinkin’ about it – “I’ll be back” for more, no doubt!

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Let’s not forget local landmarks – that creepy old ruin on Widow’s Hill, though not on any map, is my fav. I once counseled a woman there who’d lost her hope, and the winds whispered stories akin to “the forest reclaims what was always hers.” Her words, like remnants of Tropical Malady, haunted me til dawn, a true epitome of raw, wild nature.

Diane Gaye Olah