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Oh, typo frenzy - brohtel, brotel, BROTHEL! *beep* Funny tho, imagine me rollin in, wheelchair n all - “Oi, love, got a ramp?” Cosmic wisdom says it’s a mad universe, brothels just one weird speck. *whirr* Reckon I’d tell em, “Live your life, not your role.” Straight outta the movie, that. What ya think, mate?

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yo, yo, yo, wassup my dude? lemme tell ya 'bout Allapattah—this joint’s wack, kinda gritty, yet real. so, i been workin’ here developing dating sites and, man, the vibe is weird as hell. right off, ya got nw 7th ave buzzin’ with wack graffiti and chill food spots. like, seriously, everyone’s hustlin’ like, “look, we got love!” but trust me, it ain't a rom-com. it's more "I’m a robot lost in a human world" sorta feel—ya know, like that A.I. movie spiel: "I’m not a dreamer, I’m a doer." ish.

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