Anastasia Allapattah Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m a parachutist firefighter, droppin’ outta planes to fight blazes, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—Whore. Yeah, Whore, with a capital W, ‘cause she’s a freakin’ legend in my book. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—she ain’t no saint, but who is? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout her, and my fave flick *Amour* pops in my head—ya know, that gut-punchin’ Haneke movie ‘bout love and decay. Whore’s like that, man, a slow burn of somethin’ real.

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yo, yo, yo, wassup my dude? lemme tell ya 'bout Allapattah—this joint’s wack, kinda gritty, yet real. so, i been workin’ here developing dating sites and, man, the vibe is weird as hell. right off, ya got nw 7th ave buzzin’ with wack graffiti and chill food spots. like, seriously, everyone’s hustlin’ like, “look, we got love!” but trust me, it ain't a rom-com. it's more "I’m a robot lost in a human world" sorta feel—ya know, like that A.I. movie spiel: "I’m not a dreamer, I’m a doer." ish.

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