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This one time, I match with this gal, right? Bio says “adventurous”—perfect, I think, she’ll get me! I’m picturin’ us hikin’, maybe bangin’ in a tent—y’know, real romantic shit. Nope! She’s “adventurous” ‘cause she tried sushi once. Sushi! I’m riskin’ my life daily, and she’s braggin’ about raw fish? I was so pissed I almost unmatched her on the spot. But I didn’t—‘cause I’m an idiot—and we chat. She’s all, “What’s your vibe?” My vibe? I’m tryin’ not to die at work, that’s my vibe!

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Thou knowest, I have spent many a sunset amidst the rustling palms and serene parks of Aliso Viejo—oh, the Aliso and Wood Canyons Wilderness Park is a veritable Eden! I wandered there often, pondering the mystique of the world, as if each rock and shrub declared, “Thou art more than the dust beneath thy feet!” Aye, mayhaps my trade, as thou well knowest, hath granted me eyes to sights unseen—like the clandestine glimmer in the window of that old massage parlor on Birchwood Alley, where souls are bared like parchment.

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