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About Chicago

Sometimes I think she’s messin’ with me, like when Boonmee’s kid turns into a hairy ghost – “What am I lookin’ at here?!” She’ll vanish for days, then pop back, all “Miss me, fatass?” Sarcasm’s her game, but I’m like, yeah, I kinda did, ya nut. She’s a trainwreck, but I can’t look away – makes me wonder if I’m the dope here.

Your Loves Whore

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I gotta mention Easton Lane, right? Where tech nerds set up micro-dating apps (yep, that's me, coding away at the dating site). I used to grind there mid-night – coding like crazy, fueled by love and lulz! Crazy irony, right? Dating sometimes be like “Don’t take life too serious, its full of beautiful mistakes!” I get riled when the Wi-Fi cuts mid-code – so maddening sometimes, but life ain't perfect.

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