Katherine Alhambra Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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I gotta say, sometimes I get mad for no reason – like when traffic jams on South St. make me wanna toss my spa aprons in the air. But then I remember: life’s a wild ride, mate, and this city's quirks are its true jewels. I've seen sunsets over the palm-lined streets that make me think, "I'm as lost as a tourist here," yet feeling so damn alive.

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